Hippie Crippler - High THCa Flower [Sativa] 30.02%

Hippie Crippler – Uplifting Sativa-Dominant Hybrid (AK-47 x Blue Satellite)

Sweet, Spacey, and Full of Classic Sativa Energy

Hippie Crippler is a high-THCA sativa-dominant hybrid born from the iconic cross of AK-47 and Blue Satellite. Known for its sweet, fruity aroma and uplifting cerebral effects, this strain brings a classic sativa vibe with a playful twist. It delivers an energetic mental buzz paired with a light body relaxation that can feel floaty or spacey at higher doses. Hippie Crippler is perfect for daytime sessions when you're looking for an easygoing high with a touch of euphoria.

Genetics:

• Parent Strains: AK-47 x Blue Satellite

Effects & Experience:

Hippie Crippler is known for its cerebral stimulation and mellow physical effects. Users often report feeling:

• Uplifted and giggly

• Light, carefree, and slightly hazy

• Calm but mentally energized

Flavor & Aroma Profile:

This strain delivers a sweet and fruity smoke with herbal and earthy undertones. Expect:

• Aroma: Berry sweetness, floral notes, and a hint of spice

• Flavor: Sweet fruit, earthy herbs, and subtle citrus

Terpene Profile:

• Limonene – Adds a bright citrus kick and elevates the mood

• Myrcene – Smooths the body and balances the high

• Pinene – Enhances mental clarity and focus

Why Choose Hippie Crippler?

• Sativa-dominant hybrid – Great for mood elevation and light body ease

• Sweet, fruity flavor – Smooth and enjoyable for daytime use

• Balanced head and body effects – Energetic yet relaxing

For those looking for a classic, feel-good sativa hybrid, Hippie Crippler offers a sweet, cerebral experience that’s perfect for creative flow, social sessions, or just mellow daytime vibes.