Neptune's Taint - THCa Preroll [Hybrid] 28.64%

Neptune’s Taint – Bold Hybrid Strain (Georgia Pie x Scotty 2 Hotty)

Unfiltered Flavor with a Cosmic Kick

Neptune’s Taint is a high-THCA hybrid that blends the dessert-forward genetics of Georgia Pie with the funky intensity of Scotty 2 Hotty, resulting in a strain that’s as bold in flavor as it is in effect. This balanced hybrid delivers a layered smoking experience—sweet, doughy, and gassy on the inhale, with a smooth, earthy finish. With its strong aroma and dynamic effects, Neptune’s Taint is a standout for connoisseurs who crave something unconventional yet potent.

Genetics:

• Parent Strains: Georgia Pie x Scotty 2 Hotty

Effects & Experience:

Neptune’s Taint offers a balanced hybrid high that stimulates the mind while relaxing the body. Users often report feeling:

• Uplifted and giggly

• Calm and mentally mellow

• Lightly euphoric with a chill, grounded vibe

Flavor & Aroma Profile:

This strain delivers a funky-sweet combo that hits both dessert and diesel notes. Expect:

• Aroma: Sweet pastry, gassy funk, and earthy pine

• Flavor: Creamy fruit, sugary dough, and a sharp fuel finish

Terpene Profile:

• Caryophyllene – Adds a peppery, diesel edge and grounding body feel

• Limonene – Offers citrus brightness and boosts the mood

• Myrcene – Smooths out the smoke with relaxing undertones

Why Choose Neptune’s Taint?

• Balanced hybrid – Offers both cerebral lift and body ease

• Bold, funky flavor – Dessert meets gas in a unique profile

• High THCA content – Potent and flavorful for seasoned users

For those in search of a powerful hybrid with unforgettable flavor, Neptune’s Taint delivers a cosmic hit of sweetness, funk, and full-bodied balance—a strain that doesn’t play it safe and doesn’t hold back.